People its time to bring you my #5: Myspace
Its time to join 2010 and close your Myspace accounts…unless you are a musician (or until Facebook catches on with that) you don’t need a Myspace account to post creepy glittery bday greetings…you have a Facebook its cooler no need to take up more space on the World Wide Web. So long Myspace you had your run!
Time to say goodbye to crisp skin so my #4 thing to retire is: Tanning Beds!
First of all skin cancer is not hot (but the heat got you that :-)!) So ladies (without any color) its time to say goodbye to laying naked on those cold hard beds…and hello to Nivea Gradual Self-Tanner to darken and firm my ass.
Time to go all natural ladies….so rip off those nails and paint what the good Lord made! So #3 on my list: Acrylic Nails
Seriously no one has hot pink nail beds.
Time to say good night to my #2: Coach Purses you have been faithful when I didn’t know better….but now that I have met Louis its time for us to part ways.
You had a good run! R.I.P 2000-2006!
Since its the last day of the month what better way way to start fresh than to throw away things that need to go. So lets start purging (not the contents of your stomach) and toss our Tiffany heart bracelets. These clunky bracelets are so 2001 and really who is wearing these anymore!